Candle - "My Friendship Is Like This Candle..." - Poured into Ceramic

Snarky Candle

This delightfully passive-aggressive candle says what we're all thinking: friendships require maintenance, people. Light it up and let the warm glow remind you (or that friend who keeps "forgetting" to text back) that some relationships come with fire hazards.

• 3" x 3" x 3" candle in ceramic with quote

Perfect for:

• Housewarming gifts with a side of subtle threat
• Anyone who appreciates humor with a hint of arson

Features:

• Brutally honest message that doubles as a safety warning
• Burns with the intensity of your unread messages
• Makes an excellent conversation starter (or ender)
• Reminds everyone that you're low-maintenance... until you're not

Warning: This candle is like a real friendship - it requires attention, shouldn't be left unattended, and yes, it can actually burn your house down if you forget about it. We're not even joking about that part.

Because nothing says "I love you, but also, don't test me" quite like a candle with commitment issues.